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How to Make Someone Go Away With the Trampo-Tube!


If you can't read the captions, they are as follows:

"How to make someone go away:

1) Tell them you want to show them something.

2) Take them to a cliff.

3) Shove them off onto a series of trampolines.

4) The trampolines lead to long jet tubes.

5) The tubes take them to Antarctica where they live with penguins FOREVER!"

Penguin: "Something about Mr. and Mrs. Flipper's kid is strange, but I just can't put my flipper on it."

Kid: "What's for dinner?"

Mr. Flipper: "Cold fish."

Kid: "AGAIN?!?!"

Mrs. Flipper: "How about iced saltwater with your dinner?"


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